The Ugly Girls’ Club- Episode #012: The Political Episode
Welcome to the Ugly Girls’ Club hosted by Dr. Jan and Betsy! This is episode #012, The Political Episode.
In this podcast, tune in to hear Betsy and Dr. Jan discussing…
1) Fictional. Betsy shares her rendition of the fictionality of the podcast.
2) Betsy’s New Nails. Betsy goes in to her nail tech, and they agree it is “freakin’ Africa hot.” Dr. Jan thinks that people in the “ole days” who didn’t have air conditioning must have been real skinny and scrawny. Skinny and scrawny folks handle the heat better.
3) The Magic Eraser. The girls can’t get over how much they love Mr. Clean’s Magic Eraser… they are still amazed at the magical qualities. Dr. Jan thinks they need to invest some of their earnings from being international podcast network stars in the venture.
4) Hot Fridays. Betsy recommends that Dr. Jan start “super soaking” her students on Fridays.
5) What in the heck? Dr. Jan is worried about the state of the world and all the hostilities going on. Betsy thinks the end of the world is imminent. Dr. Jan doesn’t like to hear that kind of stuff and rebukes Betsy into stop talking that way.
6) Flies. Dr. Jan wonders if all the flies are part of the end of time. She hates flies and roaches. Dr. Jan is having compliance issues… no one will do what she tells them to do about the flies. She orders fly traps on the internet at a horse place at www.doversaddlery.com.
7) Election returns. The girls launch into a truly non-funny part of their discussions. Then, they debate whether they should even include this discussion in the podcast (they don’t). Dr. Jan is tired of conservative people.
8) Funny Terry. It turns out that Terry D. was the “discoverer” of the Magic Eraser. Betsy’s funny husband, Terry D., joins the discussion and tells a joke. Dr. Jan returns with her “halo statue” joke. Terry promises to return with more jokes in the future.
9) Betsy is frustrated. The kids have been driving Betsy crazy; she advised her kids that her tranquilizers were coming out of their allowance. Dr. Jan thinks that the kids must be brought into perspective; they make working look so good!
10) Tree huggers. Dr. Jan considers having another “let’s save the environment” discussion with Betsy. She worries that she doesn’t have the right look for environmentalists. Betsy advises that she needs a braided hair do. Dr. Jan thinks about having hair extensions to accomplish the look. Betsy doesn’t like the smock look, but Dr. Jan thinks it’s a good look for those who want to have an extra serving at dinner.
11) Jack Daniels and having babies. Betsy discusses the crazy medicating ideas of someone having a baby in Colorado.
12) Latest presidential candidate for the UGC. Betsy will get the latest candidate portfolio for president of the fan club of UGC.
13) Happy trails.