Welcome to the Ugly Girls’ Club hosted by Dr. Jan and Betsy! This is episode #004, Live from Bolivar Episode

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In this podcast, tune in to hear Betsy and Dr. Jan discussing…

Please excuse any technical difficulties with this podcast… Dr. Jan is totally lame…. And now back to your regular programming:

1) The truck. Betsy has no unfettered time; she has to escape to her parents’ barn in her truck in Bolivar, Missouri to record their podcast. Dr. Jan has to talk her out of her rigged up microphone.

2) Not coming home. Betsy advises that she will not be coming home for three more weeks. Pat’s going to Florida on his cane to participate in the High Schools That Work Conference.

3) Taps. Dr. Jan plays her Deagan xylophone version of Taps.

4) Hottern Hell. Dustbury is over 100 degrees, and everyone’s trying to cope. Betsy’s dad gets the air conditioning fixed in Bolivar.

5) Tom Brocaw. Dr. Jan refers to Brocaw’s recent broadcast on global warming. She advises that everyone should get nekkid. Betsy discusses the implications of wearing her bikini in Bolivar.

6) Mad Eddie. Dr. Jan relates her latest escapade with their esteemed superintendent. It’s not pretty.

7) Zillow. Com. Chaz Hill has told the girls about this great web site to ascertain their home value.

8) Effing charm. The girls ponder what they will do when Mad Eddie finds out about the podcast and consider future careers.

9) Hemingway. The running of the bulls (as described by classic American author Ernest Hemingway) is described by the girls. They have invited Black Box Wine to support their attendance at next year’s running.

10) Polk County Rodeo. Betsy talks about the “total package” cowboy at the rodeo.

11) Emergency level. Dr. Jan describes her problem with the technical aspects of having a brain while recording podcasts. The girls reveal that they have tried to record up to 15 more episodes only to discover someone forgot to push record.

12) The acrylic nail debacle. Betsy describe her acrylic nail problem and the solution with industrial strength acetone that her father uses to remove paint from his airplane.

13) Calling the board. Dr. Jan advises Betsy that she’s been thinking of calling Chaz Hill, Dustbury Board of Education member, about Mad Eddie; but she thinks better of it when the girls discuss Dr. Jan’s problem with authority figures.

14) Black Box Wine. Dr. Jan talks about not having to make decisions about whether to have a screw off top or a cork and concludes that a box of wine is totally the answer. She sadly describes how the BBW folks of not responded to her email requesting sponsorship. Betsy thinks there a bunch of people at BBW mulling it over.

15) Ken Lay. The girls discuss the recent death of the Enron boss. Dr. Jan discusses the tragedy of public embarrassment and concludes that life’s short… and that’s a good thing.

16) Cameron’s new podcast. Joseph, Dr. Jan’s youngest, has entered a joke at LOL.

17) Happy trails to you. When will the girls learn to sing it?

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