Welcome to the Ugly Girls’ Club hosted by Dr. Jan and Betsy! This is episode #005, I had the thong wrong Episode

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In this podcast, tune in to hear Betsy and Dr. Jan discussing…

1) Today’s exciting podcast. The girls talk about interviewing their friend Christi who left Dustbury, OK two years ago to move to Las Vegas, NV.

2) The conference call. Dr. Jan reveals her technical inability and tries to get Christi on the phone. It’s not Dr. Jan’s fault they are late.

3) Technical difficulties. The girls have made about 15 podcasts but only managed to produce three episodes. They think part of the problem might be with Black Box Wine. Christi is advised that chances are the podcast might not be recorded.

4) The weight of the world. Dr. Jan tells Christi that the future of the podcast depends on how funny she is.

5) The Brazilian Wax job. Christi tells about her wax job and the subsequent problems.

6) The talk over. The girls acknowledge their problem with talking over each other. The girls reveal their ages: Christi (40), Betsy (44), Dr. Jan (40-12)

7) Their new resume. Dr. Jan’s has updated her resume to include her latest roll as a Podcast Network Star.

8) The Christi story. The girls reveal the story of their friendship and the club they started, The Good Ole Girls… the GOGS (bless Elvis).

9) The thong story. Christi tells her infamous thong story; she reveals that she has NEVER talked on the phone while in the bathroom. The world’s worst wedgie!

10) Mary Helen Stevens. Betsy tells the story of how Mary Helen met Tom Hanks with the sign ICUP.

11) The ability to edit. Dr. Jan talks about how powerful she feels to be the one to decide what goes in a podcast.

12) Recovering from a wax job. The girls talk about the pain of growing back in after a Brazilian wax job.

13) The new story. Christi tells her newest wardrobe malfunction problem. Poor Antwoin.

14) Janet Jackson. Christi reveals that she is, in fact, Janet Jackson talks about her wardrobe malfunction with Justin Timberlake.

15) JoBeth’s bed. Betsy has ruptured her disk from sleeping on JoBeth’s 160 year old bed that feels like she’s on a camel’s back. Christi and Betsy conclude that their mother’s guest beds can be called “The Rack” which is worse than a Tibetan monk’s digs.

16) The five hour edit. The girls discuss how they produce the podcast in 30 minutes and then Dr. Jan has to take 5 hours to edit (if the podcast even records) it.

17) The Deagan xylophone. They discuss how Dr. Jan (and now Betsy) too begin their morning school announcements with the xylophone. They have now added a rooster call.

18) Happy Trails to You… when WILL they learn how to sing this???

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